Well the CycleOps #sacrificenothing competition is already over. So the only recourse is to speak to Santa nicely. VERY nicely.
The CycleOps $3000 indoor PHANTOM trainer even makes a rather nice latte.
https://web.archive.org/web/20170216052406/https://www.cycleops.com/Uploads/Cycleops/2015/11/phantom-5-tablet.jpg
(Link to Cycleops product page)