Garmin acquires Strava in a $2.1bn deal — or did they? Our 1 April exclusive on…
Category: Parody
Garmin Pokémon Watch Face: An Insult to £1,000 Fenix Buyers Globally
Garmin's Pokémon Sleep watch faces are free, clever, and technically accomplished. They are also the wrong…
Reviewer spotted with 5 optical bicep bands – Garmin CIRQA?
A reviewer appears to wear 5 optical HR bands on biceps. Is one the leaked Garmin…
[Opinion/Parody] Garmin Connect+ : The grimey tentacles of worthless subscription expand
Just spent $1,000 on a Garmin watch? Now the company wants $70/year to let you share…
Strava to Rename Heatmaps to Maps (2026)
Or strava could save some legal fees, drop the nonsense and improve the usability and relevance…
Strava vs. Garmin – Strava sets the record straight. (Except it doesn’t) – Rant #1
I have zero sympathy for Strava here. You deserve what you get from this.
